– Did you have a good day?

– I had an excellent day, sweetheart. I had fun with some papers.

– Like what? Did you shred your papers in little pieces and throw them in the air? And your colleagues asked ” What are you doing, Oxana” and you said “I am having a disco party here” and they joined? This kind of excellent day?

I have to do that some day 🙂 Literally.